You Know What Dixon Needs?

Like honestly, what the hell? No offense to ol’Ronnie, but his town is going to be known for a dick-shaped church and 12 damned pizza places – at least 6 of which are (or were) right across from each other! All Lou Bega needs to do is pen “Pizza No. 5” and he’s got a comeback ready to pull the trigger on. And GUESS what they’ll serve at the launch party?!

Anyway, this hoodie will keep you warmer than a big, overdone pizza pie, feels better on your skin, and lasts a long longer in your closet.

• ”You Know What Dixon Needs? Another Pizza Joint” logo is screenprinted in-house
• Made from 8.5-oz., 80% cotton, 20% polyester fleece blend with a 100% cotton exterior
• Adjustable hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Angelos, Ciminos, Marias, Dominoes, Pizza Hut, Papa Murphy’s, Bad Azz, Primo Joe’s, Casey’s, Sow Belly’s, Al & Leda’s, Little Caesar’s. Off the top of my head, in case you were wondering.