Thick Thighs and Pumpkin Pies

Taters. Gravy. Cranberry saaaaaaaauce. And so many desserts, someone’s saying goodbye to an ankle. We all know what the day’s really about: stuffing face til our innies become outties — and that’s okay! We tend to go straight from Halloween to Christmas, so I want this bad boy to remind us all to appreciate that scrumptious pit stop in the middle.

As always, the piece itself is made from extra-soft fabric with a little extra stretch, so you can have that extra scoop of green bean casserole. I even deliberately made it white, so you can look down and see the aftermath of your Turkey Day snack attack. (Think of the pie as a bullseye.)

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